Good evening! You probably noticed some changes in my Patreon lately. My account got suspended for non-family friendly content (gasp!) and it took me a couple of days to get it back. It turns out I can't have any nude photos, even censored, posted publicly, so I had to lock my juicy content to Patron-Only until I reformat my entire page. This shouldn't affect anything for existing Patrons, it just hurts my current ability to attract new ones. I kind of lost my shit for a bit over this, but luckily now I'm in Yellowstone enjoying a nice internet break.
Yellowstone National Park
Anyways, I arrived in Yellowstone yesterday after I missed my connecting flight and spent a night in Seattle without any clothes other than the slinky, form-fitting polyester dress I had on. So I arrived at my friend's place at midnight soaked in rain and shivering like a chihuahua. We visited the Bozeman Museum of the Rockies which was a dream for paleontology nerds. I also saw one of those Crisis Pregnancy Centers, pseudo-medical facilities that bait and switch desperate young mothers. John Oliver did a segment on them.
God, if I had the time and no people around, I'd do SO many nude shots on and around this van with my belly puffed out like I'm three months pregnant.
Anyways, I put my vacation photos so far in my Dropbox for you :) I should have much juicier stuff soon, like climbing trees or lying by a roaring river naked, but it's been freakishly cold today and busy because of the weekend, so I need to wait until Tuesday to shoot what I really want. Thanks for sticking with me while I get some R&R!
What's your favorite vacation so far?________________________________________________________________________________