Oh Canada 🇨🇦 Striptease

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Congrats on a new month, everyone!! I'm so happy that you've stuck it out with me so far and welcome my new members! I wanted to thank you all for your support with a rare striptease video and set of fun selfies. In case, you didn't know already, I'm Texan née Canadian. I go back about once a year and always have fond memories of it. The AGO is my favorite art museum I've been to so far, you should definitely visit if you're in the area! 

If you guys have any ideas on videos, outfits, or themes, please let me know! I'm always welcome to new ideas. I'm doing a shoot with a lingerie company and on the beach next to Golden Gate bridge this week and can't wait to share them with you! 

Music is "Hideaway" by Kiesza, who's from Calgary! 

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I hate Kpop 😆

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Good evening! I hope you're well! I've narrowed down two potential tenants who would take good care of my former elderly roommate and a fan helped me move a big dresser I got on Craigslist for $50 to my room. I cooked us dinner of a beef/soy spinach lasagna with mashed white beans instead of ricotta, and a banana pudding. I really like making healthier versions of comfort food. 

Anyways, I've always had an irrational hatred of Korean pop music. It's so saccharine, choreographed, artificial, and I've always felt suffocated by East Asian femininity ideals. As you can see, I'm a pretty thick Asian, fat by Asian standards, and Korean models/singers really push the limits of skinny, pale, plastic-surgery perfection that is antithetical to everything I am and want to be. 

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'Gee' by Girls Generation is an exception because it reminds me of my friend in college, a gay mixed-race Korean kid from Alabama. He loved how cute this song is. I think the dance is adorable so I recorded my version of it for you! It also includes me gagging, collapsing, and then coming back as a zombie. I uploaded two versions of the dancing. The first one, the dancing is better in my opinion, but the second one the theatrics are better. 

Fan Questions:

What songs would you like to see me dance to?

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My Yellowstone Vid is Up!!

 

Yay I finished my Yellowstone video to share with you! Thank you so much for supporting my little side projects. Now that I have you all, I have no idea how I lived and how I will live without you to help me and to share my experiences with you. I need to keep things really tight and short on social media for marketing, so it's so nice to have a long form place here where I can post anything I damn please :D

Moving to Berkeley! 

Side note, today I filled out my rental application for an apt in Berkeley that I'm sharing with friends. We're shuffling the rent a bit so I pay less than listed, but it was funny to write RENT: $847.03/mo, INCOME: $1,000/mo (THANK YOU PATREON!!!!). My last place was rent-controlled with a sweet 76 year-old man who lived there forever with late stage diabetes. He was wonderful and like a grandfather to me, but I couldn't cook because the kitchen was dirty and full of rotten food, and everything kind of smells like urine and illness. It's an absolute steal at $750/mo, and I beat out 30 other applicants for the slot. I posted the opening on CL two days ago and already have 36 applications for the room. 

Things still don't quite work out financially for me yet, but you guys help SO MUCH. I can't wait to have a real job again, but have had to put my life on hold for the past two years due to crippling PTSD, and anxiety. I've never shared it in public before, but I think it'll be really helpful for me, and I'll share tiny tidbits on privately on my Patreon. Maybe we can get through our things together! 

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Lots of hugs and kisses!!

Wild in Yellowstone (Nude Photos and Video)

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It's my first day back from the oppressive Patreon censors! I had to hide my nude posts from the public and posted each and every one of them back on my personal website. I also need to gut my posts here and photoshop crappy lingerie on myself like above so I can show them in public again.

Anyways, I have SOO many stories, photos, videos, and things to share from my vacation in Yellowstone, but to start, we wandered down a path to Inspiration Point that was shut down and blocked off. I was nervous about what we'd find. Why is it blocked off? Is the path structurally unsound? Are there bears? We're surrounded by sheer cliffs and raging rivers, and looking at them will fill you with both awe and terror. I was surprised by what we found!

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It was an off-duty construction site complete with machinery, bags of cement, pristine Port-o-Potty, and a serendipitous broken can of DEET bug spray buried underneath (I was getting eaten by mosquitoes by that point). They're expanding the path by building a balcony, and the road blocks meant that this site was so private that I could take off my clothes and pose for pictures! It was my lucky day!!

The light is slightly off when we shot with the big crane because it's hard to adjust for sunset light when two sides from the subject are sheer cliffs into nothingness. The sand and soil was also so loose that I had trouble climbing up and down on all fours. I felt vertigo mixed with excitement and mischief. Hope you enjoy and I can't wait to post more from my trip!

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Heff and FP Nude Duo (Video and Photo)

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Good afternoon! I'm SO SO SO happy to finally have Pay Up Front on Patreon, and wanted to celebrate with this amazing duo photo/video set with  Heff and Sam Shiva. He originally booked her in the morning and me in the afternoon, but since I look after the studio space for the entire time, I jumped in and starting splashing her with water. She has such a beautiful look and it makes me really happy to shoot with girls with very different looks and styles because it reminds me that there is a such a diversity of beauty out there. 

She's visiting from Pittsburgh and is such a delight. We had so much fun and I couldn't help but pose with her too. Afterwards, I took her to her very first weed dispensary and she was floored by all the selection and free samples. I'm totally hooked on duo shoots now and want to book as many as I can. They're full of giggles and softness and budding friendships :) I also really like retouching dark skin because it can really glow and I'm getting so bored of my pale ass complexion :P

I usually dub my BTS videos but I really like the splashing and laughing sounds in the original track, so I kept it intact. Thank you so much Sam, and I hope you all enjoy!

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Skinny Dipping in Inverness! (Nude Video)

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I hope you had a lovely Memorial Day weekend! I definitely had a blast. A few of my friends visited from Germany and it was a full three days of immersion in a language I started learning last week. Lots of gutteral "guuSCHH-GHHHUUH-ISH" *cough*

Yesterday I found myself in Inverness, which is a sleepy little beach town 1.5 hours from San Francisco, nestled in the Point Reyes National Seashore. My friends' friend has a cottage right on the water and is a Professor Emeritus. He has an MD, PhD, and MPH, and currently devotes his life to doing research on occupational safety, health, and working conditions. I don't think there is enough support for people to be safe and healthy when they work, and it breaks my heart when people need to sacrifice their health to feed their families, etc., so I think his research is really noble and worthwhile.

Anyways, it was 55-60°F, but I jumped into the water anyways for your viewing pleasure, and I've got to say that the water was salty, muddy, and full of slimy, solicitous seaweed that kept brushing up against my body and nether regions no matter where or how I swam. A little bit of the video is cut out where I say, "Oh, I guess since this is for social media, I should pretend that everything's perfect and I have lots of money and am in a tropical paradise." before I drop back into cold-ass, muddy water with seaweed up my cootch.

Afterwards, we returned to the tiny cottage and ate fresh, local fish prepared with an Old German recipe, salad greens from the garden, homemade Elderflower Italian soda, and local ice cream they kept in old Sauerkraut jars. Sehr lecker! It was really fobby and very wholesome :)

How was your holiday?

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Chubby Bunny Fun Video

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Hey there! I hope you're having a lovely Wednesday! I've been wanting to post a video of me cramming things into my mouth, and got a bag of marshmallows as a gift in Atlanta that I schlepped back to San Francisco for this. In case you're not familiar, Chubby Bunny is a children's game where you try to put as many marshmallows one by one into your mouth while you can still articulate, "Chubby Bunny." Then when you can't say this anymore, you pop one more in and spit them out. This was my first time and I was a bit conservative because while I was researching this game, I learned that apparently two people have died from choking on the marshmallows! 

How many marshmallows did you think I could put in my mouth?

How many marshmallows can you fit in your mouth? Feel free to send me vids! 

If you like this, I'm happy to make more videos of shoving things in my mouth! I think something like chewing up and spitting out hamburger would approach gross limits maybe :D

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Bay to Breakers Nude Run (Photos & Videos)

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Hey everyone! Sorry I've been out of office for a few days. I've been in a little funk but yesterday my friend dragged me kicking and screaming at 6am to run/walk Bay to Breakers, a ridiculous and extremely San Francisco event that turns a marathon across the city into a giant moving, costumed block party. 

I was feeling bloated and puffy, like Mila Kunis level puffy, and not at all sexy or up for a 7.5 mile anything. But when I saw 50,000 people dressed up as bananas, barefoot Jesus, a Muslim man riding Donald Trump, and a hoard of Kill Bill Brides, I cheered up immediately and rode the wave of irreverent ebullience that makes San Francisco worth living in despite its insane price tag.  

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Okay, but why am I naked? Well, as per San Francisco tradition, there were a bunch of naked guys running with their flaccid balls and penises flapping loosely in the wind, but they were mostly in their 50's and pretty out of shape. I remembered my friends on Patreon and thought you guys would like to see me run around naked in public, so on a flight of whimsy I took my clothes off and started running. I got lots of cheers from women shouting, "YEAH FINALLY NAKED WOMEN EQUALITY!" and lots of of guys quietly taking video. In the main shot I posted, you can see parents pushing a stroller with their kids behind me and a couple of other naked guys offscreen. 

I'm usually totally against disturbing people with unwanted nudity. I don't do nude shoots in places where there could be older people, women, children, etc. who could see me and get disturbed. I don't want to ruin anyone's day. But if you know anything about SF, it's that our absurdly liberal social norms are a point of collective pride. I think people just usually think that they can't show their naked bodies unless they're perfect, so we only get the old dudes who clearly don't give a shit anymore. I felt good running around like this and felt like I made a statement that you don't need to look perfect. You don't need to look like a magazine model. We're just people, and we can do whatever we want. Have you streaked before?

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