dancing

I hate Kpop 😆

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Good evening! I hope you're well! I've narrowed down two potential tenants who would take good care of my former elderly roommate and a fan helped me move a big dresser I got on Craigslist for $50 to my room. I cooked us dinner of a beef/soy spinach lasagna with mashed white beans instead of ricotta, and a banana pudding. I really like making healthier versions of comfort food. 

Anyways, I've always had an irrational hatred of Korean pop music. It's so saccharine, choreographed, artificial, and I've always felt suffocated by East Asian femininity ideals. As you can see, I'm a pretty thick Asian, fat by Asian standards, and Korean models/singers really push the limits of skinny, pale, plastic-surgery perfection that is antithetical to everything I am and want to be. 

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'Gee' by Girls Generation is an exception because it reminds me of my friend in college, a gay mixed-race Korean kid from Alabama. He loved how cute this song is. I think the dance is adorable so I recorded my version of it for you! It also includes me gagging, collapsing, and then coming back as a zombie. I uploaded two versions of the dancing. The first one, the dancing is better in my opinion, but the second one the theatrics are better. 

Fan Questions:

What songs would you like to see me dance to?

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Drunken Lingerie Dancing

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Traveling can be a bit stressful for me -lots of driving on very little sleep, posing until I'm sore, hanging out with a ton of strangers and odd personalities. So I like to decompress at the end of the day and wiggle my butt in the most unabashed way possible. I stream these on my Facebook sometimes, but with more clothes on, and my dancing style can be described as uninformed, unprofessional, and unsuitable for public consumption. So here you go. You can't blackmail me if I post it first :)

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